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Jinkchak v2.0

Posted: March 5, 2011 by Jinkchak in Jinkchak, RVCE, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!

This is me…yeah ME! welcoming you…yeah YOU! to the New and Improved Jinkchak —->  Jinkchak v2.0. —> Jinkchak for the New Generation.

Jinkchak v2.0 —————-> http://www.wix.com/jamesbond0112358/jinkchak1


Jinkchak v2.0 will change the way people view Jinkchak (literally).

Started as a result of a joke (if you know what I mean), Jinkchak has grown into a blog with almost 2,600 pageviews, spreading its arms over the web…

Jinkchak v2.0

The New GUI of Jinkchak V2.0 can be found here: http://www.wix.com/jamesbond0112358/jinkchak1

Note: Please be patient. This wix website may take a lot of time to load. The entire site may not be visible in one frame unless your screen resolution is high (720p)

eXtreme Changes:

  • A new GUI powered by Wix.com, taking interactivity to a whole new level. (Thank you, Super Mario, for introducing me…yeah ME! to www.wix.com)
  • Now you can browse through Photos of articles by Category, using interactive Sliders.
  • Clicking on any photo leads you to an Article on WordPress.com
  • Jinkchak believes in the power of Music. That’s why the new UI comes with an in-built music player with Music by Me…yeah ME! (No copyright Laws have been violated).
  • Jinkchak has tied up with SocialVibe(TM) to support the OLPC (One Laptop Per Child) Initiative
  • The Jinkchak Blog on wordpress.com has a whole lot of menus, to make life a whole lot easier.
  • Jinkchak is now a Featured RVCE Blog on wordpress.com
  • Jinkchak on WordPress.com, can now be Shut Down. Try it! You’ll be surprised.

Jinkchak on WordPress

What else is new in Jinkchak v2.0?

  • In case you haven’t noticed, Jinkchak has moved to http://www.wordpress.com, due to the lack of customization in http://rvcecsb2013.blogspot.com/. Our new address is www.jinkchak.wordpress.com
  • Articles have been arranged in categories, for easy access
  • The All-New User Interface of Jinkchak features an All-New Menu system, which will be familiar to any user (with the standard Start Menu,etc)
  • A Shut Down Menu has been included. Now, you can Reboot Jinkchak; put Jinkchak to sleep; make Jinkchak hibernate; Terminate Jinkchak (You’ve got to see it to believe it)
  • The Best articles of Jinkchak are listed under the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! tab
  • The names of other projects of The 21st Century Me…yeah ME! Production Company can be found in the Start Menu
  • In a Random Mood? This calls for a Random Article, and the Random Post Button is present to satisfy your needs.

Jinkchak would have gone defunct in a few days had it not been for the constant encouragement it received from its  followers, especially Sidney Sheldon, Ruskin Bond, Happy Happy Boy, Super Mario, Akon, John Grisham, Isaac Asimov, Auto Shankar, Boss(TM), Robin Cook (you all know who you are), and others whose names I might have inadvertently forgotten to mention here.

I do hope that Jinkchak continues its tradition of keeping people of RVCE entertained for however short a duration.

This is me…yeah ME! signing off, with the words, “What is this craziness?

Greetings from Me…yeah ME!

© 2011 The 21st Century Me…yeah ME! Production Company. All rights reserved and preserved for later use.

POOF!

Posted: August 31, 2010 by Jinkchak in Short Stories, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!

Me…yeah ME!? Some say he’s Robert Ludlum. Others say he’s crazy. Still others say this :

Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Jinkchak (TM) tell it, anybody could have worked for Mr. Me…yeah ME! You never knew.

That was his power. The greatest trick
Mr. Me…yeah ME! ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

But now, the time has come for him to give a message to “Naa Fanski (TM)” :

From 0000 hours onwards, on the first day of Semptember, 2010 AD, Me…yeah ME! will cease to exist!

…and like that…………….

POOF!

He’s gone….

Inspired by “The Usual Suspects”

But….

Memories…

Posted: August 30, 2010 by Jinkchak in Short Stories, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!

Sidney looked around at all the people moving hastily in every possible direction conceivable. Nurses and doctors, with stethoscopes around their necks were moving up and down. To cut a long story short, the main reception area of that hospital was a bustle of activity.

Sidney looked down at the piece of paper in his hand. He had completed 14 of the 15 tasks he had been assigned by his school to carry out, in the name of community service. He was waiting to speak to one of the doctors with authority. If the doctor helped him, then this would be his last task.

He had been sitting in the reception for almost half an hour when he was told that the doctor was ready to see him. With a nurse as his guide, he walked down a long corridor and reached the doctor’s room. On hearing Sidney’s intentions, the doctor speculated for a bit, and when a bulb lit up in her brain, she asked Sidney to follow her.

So, Sidney did as he was told, and after spending some time in an elevator, both of them reached the fifth floor of the hospital. As the elevator doors opened, Sidney could see a person mopping the floor. This floor seemed almost deserted, unlike the floor he had been in earlier. Looking above, he found a board which informed him that he was now in the Geriatrics ward. Now, Sidney had never seen such a name before, and was too scared to ask the stern doctor next to him what it meant, so he just followed her.

She went up to a nurse who seemed to be waiting for them and told her, “Julia, meet Sidney. He’s here to meet some of the patients here, as part of a school project. Make sure he’s taken care of.”

“Yes, Doctor,” replied the nurse, and took charge of Sidney. She looked at him and said, “Hello Sidney. Welcome to the Geriatrics ward. Please follow me.”

Meanwhile, the doctor left for the elevator. Sidney didn’t say a word. He just obeyed. Julia went up to one of the rooms in the corridor, opened the door and asked Sidney to follow her inside.

Inside the room, Sidney found three elderly patients, attired in white gowns, lying in three separate beds. There was just about enough room for the beds, positioned in each corner of the room. Sunlight was streaming through the only window in that room, which benefitted only one patient.

Julia turned to Sidney and said, “Now, you be a good boy, and go and talk to some of them patients. Give them some company. I’ll be around, doing my work. If you need any help, just call.” And she went out of the room, leaving Sidney in that room.

Sidney looked at the patients. All of them were men who must have crossed 60 years of age. Two of them were sleeping soundly, while the one on whom sunlight was falling, had his eyes wide open. He was looking at Sidney as though he had just committed a heinous crime. The man was short, judging from the amount of space he occupied on the cot. He was almost bald with a dark spot in the centre of his head. The skin on his face was wrinkled. But what disturbed Sidney was the fact that the man reminded him of Gabbar Singh.

They stood in silence, staring at each other. Then suddenly, the old man sat up and interrogated Sidney, in a grumpy tone, “Who are you and why are you here?”

Sidney got a bit startled on hearing him, but on mustering some courage, he replied, “I’m Sidney and I came here to talk to you.”

“Oh, you came here to talk to me…yeah ME, is it? What about?”

“Anything, sir. Whatever you want.” By this time, Sidney was shivering.

This must have angered the old man for some reason, for his face turned red and the intensity of his voice went up by a few decibels. He shouted, “You eediot. You’ll give me anything I want, eh? Well, give me one lakh rupees. Why don’t you answer me? Cat got your tongue? Answer me, you bloody rascal.”

By this time, the other patients had woken up and were looking on, without any curiosity, as if they had seen this before. The nurse, on hearing this hullabaloo, rushed into the room and went up to the old man. She sat down and said, “Don’t worry, Mr. Singh. He won’t do any harm. Just calm down. Everything’s alright.”

She beckoned to Sidney to leave the room. He didn’t have to be told twice, for he was scared out of his wits.

It was five minutes later that the nurse came out.

“Everything’s been taken care of. Don’t be scared or angry, Sidney. That man’s always like that. It’s because he’s very angry with his children for sending him to this place on the pretext that he was ill. His name’s Robert. The truth is that they considered him as a burden and a waste of time. The only thing that’s wrong with him is his temper. Just because the hospital received a lot of money from his son, it doesn’t raise any objection to his presence here. He calms down only when he eats. I’m sorry you had to meet him.”

“That’s no problem, ma’am,” replied Sidney, who had also become calm by now.

“Come. I’ll make you meet some other nicer people.”

She took Sidney to another room, in the same corridor, but a little further away from the first one. She was gone by the time Sidney opened the door, offering no explanation. Sidney opened the door. It was the exact replica of the other room Sidney had previously seen, but one bed remained un-occupied. Only diffused sunlight entered this room through the window above the un-occupied bed. There was a Hobner guitar and a crutch on one of the men’s bedside. The two patients were old men, well beyond sixty. Both of them were wide awake; one was sitting on the edge of his bed. The other was lying down, staring at the ceiling.

This was all Sidney observed before one of the old men – to be precise, the man closer to the window (a slim man, who had big green eyes) – looked up at Sidney and exclaimed, “Oh Raj, you have come at last. When did you arrive? Was your journey tiring? Have you had breakfast? Your mother is just cooking your favourite dish for you – Palak Paneer, and you’ve arrived just in time. How wonderful! How very, very wonderful!”

Sidney was left stupefied. He hadn’t the faintest idea what this man was talking about, and didn’t know what to reply. The cat must have caught his tongue this time. But he didn’t have to reply, for at that very moment, Julia entered the room with a plate of food – which must have been his breakfast.

On seeing her enter, the old man asked, “Where’s the palak paneer, Maria? Don’t you know that our son has just arrived and I told him that you were preparing palak paneer? Why have you prepared this rice meal?”

“It is breakfast time and he doesn’t eat palak paneer in the morning,” replied Julia and turning to Sidney, she said, “And anyway, he’s not at all hungry.”

Realizing that he had to play along in this silly game, Sidney said, “No. No. I’m not hungry at all. I had a bowl full of palak paneer already.”

The old man smiled at nobody in particular and said, “You should have waited for your mother’s food. She’s the best cook in Bangalore, you know.”

“Now it’s time for you to eat your own food. You awoke very late. See, your roommate, Mr. Rogers woke up early and already had his breakfast” said Julia, giving him the plate she had brought.

Without another word, he started gulping down his food, with Julia by his side, helping him hold the plate. In the meantime, Sidney turned to look at Mr. Rogers who hadn’t uttered anything as yet. Mr. Rogers was a slightly plump man of dark complexion. He had eyes that looked quite unnatural to Sidney, but he didn’t know why they looked like that. It was on his bedside that the guitar and crutch were situated.

Sensing the sound of silence, Mr. Rogers turned towards Sidney and said, “I see you’ve had a pleasant chat with my good friend, Alok. He’s the most pleasant guy I’ve met, and one of the happiest, I must say.” Lowering his voice a bit, he continued, “You see, he suffers from Alzheimer’s disease. That’s why he thinks that you are his son and Julia is his wife. Everyday it’s a different story. He has quite a colourful imagination. One day he even thought that I was James Bond and he enquired how Mrs. Moneypenny was.” He laughed for a few minutes, perhaps re-living that moment.

He then proceeded to remove his blanket, and what Sidney saw left him stunned for a moment. There was just an empty space where his left leg should have been. Sensing silence again, Mr. Rogers told Sidney that his leg had been amputated in an accident he’d had a few years ago. “And did you know,” he continued, “that I’m blind?”

Sidney looked as if he had been hit by a club or something. He couldn’t speak. That explains the unnatural glow in his eyes, he thought to himself.

“My eyes turned opaque a few years ago. I’ve been blind ever since. But don’t look so sad,” Rogers continued. “Everything else is fine. I walk around with the help of my crutch and my blindness is just a slight hindrance.”

By this time, Sidney had helped him up into a sitting position. Sidney didn’t know what to say but on seeing the guitar, he asked, “Do you play the guitar?”

“Of course I do. Why else do you think it’s near my bed? I’m glad I learnt how to play when I was young and my sight was sound. Music helps me escape, and brings back loads of memories. Would you like to hear me play?”

“I would be pleased to hear you play.”

“Then hand me my guitar.” Sidney followed his command. It was at this time that Mr. Alok finished his breakfast and Julia left the room. Mr. Alok was now eagerly looking at Sidney and Mr. Rogers. Eating must have exhausted his senses, for he didn’t say anything more.

Adjusting the position of the guitar on his right leg, Rogers told Sidney, “See, I can rotate my guitar easily on my right leg,” implying that he was somewhat glad his absent left leg didn’t cause him any nuisance.

After tuning the guitar for about a minute, Rogers said, “I’ll play you my favourite tune. It’s the first song I learnt to play. It’s called ‘What a wonderful world’, played by Louis Armstrong – a man who was born poor, died rich and never hurt anyone along the way. Have you heard it?”

“No sir, I haven’t.”

“Then listen to it now, boy….and listen well.”

And so he began playing and singing along, without fumbling even once. It looked as if he wasn’t visually impaired at all.

Louis Armstrong – What A Wonderful World .mp3
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I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They’re really saying I love you.

I hear babies cry, I watch them grow
They’ll learn much more than I’ll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful world.

Some of you young folks been saying to me, “Hey Pops, what you mean ‘What a wonderful world’? How about all them wars all over the place? You call them wonderful? And how about hunger and pollution? That ain’t so wonderful either.” Well how about listening to old Pops for a minute. Seems to me, it ain’t the world that’s so bad but what we’re doin’ to it. And all I’m saying is, see, what a wonderful world it would be if only we’d give it a chance. Love baby, love. That’s the secret, yeah. If lots more of us loved each other, we’d solve lots more problems. And then this world would be better. That’s wha’ ol’ Pops keeps saying.

“Some of you young folks might say to me, ‘Hey Mr. Rogers, what do you mean by ‘What a wonderful world’? For crying out loud, you’re as blind as a bat.’ And I say to them, ‘My eyes may be blind, but my mind’s eye can still see, can’t it? I can still think, can’t I? I have memories, don’t I? And I have my music, don’t I? I might not be like you, but I sure as hell am happy with what I’ve got. I’m still alive.’

“Look at Alok. He might suffer from a disease, but he sure as hell is happy with it, dreaming of all kinds of things, living in his own world. He has forgotten that his wife has been dead since the past seven years, and his son and the rest of his family have never visited him from the time he was admitted here.

“Okay. Since I’m not feeling very tired today, I’ll play another song for you. It’s called ‘Do what you do, do well boy’ by Ned Miller. I don’t deem it possible that you’ve heard this song before.”

Without waiting for an answer, he began:

 

He couldn’t move a mountain
Nor pull down a big old tree-ee
But my daddy became a mighty big man
With a simple philosophy

Do what you do do well boy
Do what you do do we-ell
Give your love and all of your heart
And do what you do do well

Sometimes he’d kiss my mother
And hold her tenderly-y
Then he’d look across the top of her head
Then he’d wink and say to me

Do what you do do well boy
Do what you do do we-ell
Give your love and all of your heart
And do what you do do well

Well he was a man of laughter
But a tragedy came by-y
The tears ran free and he’d say to me
Never be afraid to cry

Do what you do do well boy
Do what you do do we-ell
Give your love and all of your heart
And do what you do do well

Today I still remember
Just like yesterday-ay
‘Bout a mighty big man with a mighty big heart
And a mighty few words to say

Do what you do do well boy
Do what you do do we-ell
Give your love and all of your heart
And do what you do do well
Do what you do do well…

It was a mighty jolly morning for Sidney and the rest of them. Even Alok joined them, by providing the necessary beats by clapping. Once, Alok was so filled with joy that he shared a joke with all of them, “My friend once told me, ‘There once lived a man with a wooden leg named Smith.’ So I asked him, ‘What was the name of his other leg?’”

With this, Mr. Alok went into guffaws. Sidney and Mr. Rogers started laughing too, though more at the way Mr. Alok giggled than at the joke he had narrated.

Soon, the nurse entered the room again and drew the blinds across the window. She felt that they had had enough excitement, and it was now time for them to rest. She placed Mr. Rogers’ guitar back where it belonged, and proceeded to tuck both of them into bed.

Sidney had spent one and a half hours in the Geriatric Ward. It was now time to leave. As Sidney left the room, Mr. Rogers and Mr. Alok thanked him for coming there and keeping them company. It had been a long time since they had seen any new face around and had such a wonderful morning, which they hoped they would encounter again in the future.

“I enjoyed as much,” replied Sidney, as he left, with a lot on his mind…

 

 

Written by

Me…yeah ME!

(Based on a true story)


 

 

 




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It was half past midnight. Both of them were sitting in a corner of that room, in pitch darkness. There was silence everywhere. There was a full moon in the sky, but unfortunately, it remained covered by clouds. At times, when the clouds chose to uncover the moon, light streamed through the small windows in the corner of that room, and the silhouettes of the two men sitting on stools along with a few computers in front of them could be perceived. Two cups of coffee (though the source wasn’t sure if it was coffee) were lying next to them.

The unreliable source tried to get a good look at their faces, but however much he tried, failed to catch any glimpse of their features. He did, however, have a chance to deduce, by listening to their voices, that these two men were the ones he had seen earlier, on that fateful night in June. Yup! You guessed right! One of the persons was a tall man with a strong build and a dense look like Sylvester Stallone in Rambo. The other was of medium height and had a squeaky voice like that of Chip n’ Dale. This is what the unreliable source reported about their secret meeting:

“It’s been two months. That’s a long time, isn’t it? I was beginning to think you had chickened out,” said the squeaky one.

“Yes, it has been a really long time. I’m sorry to hear of your lack of trust in me. Actually some anti-RVCE elements had caught wind of our plans. We were supposed to meet last month, but by some means, the opposition found out about our decision and planned to sabotage everything. Luckily, one of my really reliable sources informed me of their sneaky trap and that was why I postponed the meeting. It seems we have a double-crosser in our midst, though for the life of me, I cannot say who it is,” said Rambo, with a trace of suspicion in his voice.

“Is it? Then we must double our security. But it was mighty good thinking to hold our meeting in this good-for-nothing browsing centre, with extremely slow internet speeds, where most websites are blocked and where half the computers don’t work, and if they do work, are full of viruses, spyware, Trojans, and worms. Really good thinking…”

“I must say I am clever. Our previous meeting place has been compromised.”

“What a pity! But I’m sure no one will ever think of looking here. Tell me, how have you been spending your time?”

“Well, I’ve spent most of my time thinking of ways to torture students who are attending the fast track semester, by all means conceivable. Other than that, I’ve been playing Snakes and ladders every day. Life’s been pretty much boring with not many students to torture. But I’m really looking forward to the re-opening day of RVCE. We’ll have a new batch of freshers to torture along with the old ones.”

“Me too… So tell me, Sire. Are all those rumours true?”

“What rumours?”

“Well, uhmm….” There was a slight hesitation in his voice.

“Go on…go on. Tell me what you have heard.”

“Ok. Is…is it tr..true that you are planning to change the college timings?”

“WHAT? How did you know about this? Only top level people like Khodu know about this.” The hints of suspicion returned to Rambo (Note to the readers: The unreliable source could easily analyze his body language)

The squeaky one fiddled his thumbs. After a few seconds he said, “Sir, all the students of our college know about it. In fact, most of them are spreading this news by posting it as status updates on their walls.”

Hearing this, Rambo lost his temper. He screamed, “What is this craziness? What walls? Have you gone completely crazy? How do you post on walls?”

Again, the squeaky one hesitated before he said, “Sir. There’s this social networking site called Facebook and each person has a wall and…”

“Stop. I said STOP. I don’t want to hear anymore. My colleagues and I are proud of ourselves for remaining behind the times. We hate this new generation. Our main aim is to torture students. Nothing more, nothing less… I won’t bother with any technical details. Don’t explain anything.”

Rambo got up and started pacing the floor. He wore heavy boots which made thundering noises as he moved. He continued, “Alright! I’m sorry for being so harsh but I planned to give this news on re-opening day as a nasty surprise to the students. It’s true that I plan to change the timings. From now on college will start at 9 am and end at 5 pm. There will be no short break between 11 am to 11:20 am. The lunch break will be only for fifteen minutes. I took every precaution to keep this plan secret. Unfortunately they’ve found out about my scheme. But never mind. They will suffer anyway because they are all in a state of uncertainty. Hell, even his royal Highness, Octopus Paul isn’t sure. I’m sure he must have lost his psychic powers by now. Hahaha. How is my plan?”

The squeaky one jumped up and said, “It’s the best plan I’ve ever heard. But I have one doubt. If classes are till 5 pm, then when will the quizzes be held?”

Rambo quickened his pace, sipped some coffee and said, “Hey eediot, are you stupid? Why are you so worried? How does it concern you? I’ll answer you anyway. The quizzes will be held 1 hour after classes end, that is, at 6:00 pm.”

The squeaky one took out his handkerchief and wiped his face vigorously. For the sake of convenience, the readers can assume that Rambo’s coffee-enriched saliva must have attacked him.

“But why?” the squeaky one asked, after he had folded his hanky.

“Don’t you see? We can torture them as long as they remain in the college campus, not beyond, because our jurisdiction doesn’t extend so far.”

“Great! What about the day scholars? You know how Bangalore traffic is. How will they get home on time?”

“What do you take me for? A nincompoop? Don’t you see that I purposely extended the time so that day scholars would be tortured the most? And listen to this. I even plan to increase the college bus fares this year and provide sub-standard bus services with buses that either break down every two days, or make too much noise. I love to think that students will be paying for their own doom.”

“Wow Sire! You’ve thought of everything.”

“Wait. You haven’t heard the best part yet – the real icing on the cake! I thought I’d practice a bit of diplomacy. I’ll tell the students that every alternate Saturday is a holiday; a day of rest. This will appease them. But there’s a catch. We are living in the year 2010 AD, my friend, and most public holidays fall on weekends, especially alternate Saturdays. So it makes no difference to us.”

“I just love your plan, Sire, and I just can’t wait for its implementation. By the way, I heard rumours that RVCE students were enjoying their lives when their vacation began. So I did a bit of work myself. The students must pay for the three months of vacation they are given every year. Wanna hear about my great work?”

“Why not? Go on.”

“Well, I’ve ensured that the RVCE website doesn’t get updated at all. Till now, the fee structure hasn’t been put on the website. I’ve also disconnected all the landlines in the administrative offices, and I’ve confiscated all mobile phones from RVCE employees. In this way, students have to take some time to come to the college campus to get information about the fee structure. And when they turn up to pay the fees, my clerks will ensure that they run around the campus, signing Demand Drafts and other things, making it a total waste of their time.” said the squeaky one, rubbing his hands with glee.

The squeaky one sat down and continued, “You haven’t heard the best part yet. I was so irritated by the fact that our students have three months of holidays that I had a talk with some corrupt employees of BESCOM. I asked them to obtain bad quality coal for their thermal power plants and cut power constantly, at irregular times so that our students wouldn’t be able to download and watch movies for many hours, and they would not be able to charge their mobile phones. And listen to this – this is the real kick. I’ve spoken with corrupt people from Television Broadcasting Companies, and they agreed to telecast only boring programs throughout the day so that students wouldn’t be entertained even if, by a slim chance, there was no power cut. From the reports I’ve received, this plan seems to be a success.

“I’ve also spoken with highly influential corrupt political leaders and on my advice; they’ve organized unnecessary bundhs, thus hampering the activities of RVCE students. I also spoke with Auto Shankar – he’s the corrupt guy in charge of Bangalore Autos, and I told him to increase the auto fares, making it really difficult for RVCE students to commute to theatres. Even if they manage to reach theatres, they’ll be forced to leave without watching any movies, because I’ve bribed the theatre owners to increase the ticket rates to exorbitant amounts.”

“Finally, what you are going to hear now is my most notable accomplishment. I have disseminated a new strain of the dengue virus : DEN 1a, DEN 2b, DEN 3c, DEN 4d throughout the city, with the exception of our corrupt residential areas. You very well know what the consequences will be. HA HA HA,” he cackled like an ugly old crone with a long nose and warts on his chin and broken teeth…a whole mouthful of them, with a long pointed hat, spewing saliva in all possible directions.

There was a long pause as Rambo digested all the facts he had heard. Rambo then sat down as he lifted his cup of coffee upwards, and exclaimed, “Bravo. Bravo. Khodu’s training has not been in vain. I’m glad to hear that you are participating in our torturing activities with passion in your rotten and corrupt heart. Khodu ki jai.”

“Khodu ki jai,”shouted the squeaky one, laughing like a hyena and continued “Sire, there are two categories of people in this world; those who torture others and those who are tortured. Our privileged RVCE students belong to the second category,” he said, as he hissed like a snake.

Both of them got up, drank all the contents of their cups and threw their glasses at one of the computer monitors, shattering it (the monitor) into a million pieces. Then they started laughing like ugly old crones with long noses and warts on their chins and broken teeth…a whole mouthful of them, with long pointed hats, spewing saliva in all possible directions.

It was now time for the unreliable source to make himself scarce. The source accidentally pressed the recording button on his camera and the camera’s microphone recorded the crones’ evil laughter. Due to low light conditions, no video was recorded.The source clutched his camera and escaped as quietly as he had entered.

If you have no other better work to do, you can listen to an audio clip of their laughter.

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These images say it all!

“AUTO SHANKAR”

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Die Ende


Based on Facebook status updates, comments and invaluable inputs from Mr. Bond and Mr. Asimov.

Disclaimer : This is a work of fiction

Goodbye folks!